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I'm going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And they'll be waiting for you in Tarana Albania, every time.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city.

Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help.

Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don't be greedy.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

If you have the confidence to pull it off, you'll get the party started every single time.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It didn't say that anywhere. Next thing is that the dog doesn't actually speak Cantonese but only understands it.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

This is like the inverse of the trope of genies twisting your wish around.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

His barks are the equivalent of the barks of a actual dog in Cantonese speaking regions.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Speaks Cantonese, but the "dog accent" is so thick that nobody can understand

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You get a 5 second invulnerability when you spawn though, so just start blastin

[–] errer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Only if they knew that’s where I went