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These "whip" responses are all wrong - they'd enjoy that. Hell for them would be the most boring straight missionary sex with an ancient AF prostitute who's seen so much action that they wouldn't feel anything, let alone enjoy it.
Loving slow passionless sex with a wife that only likes soft caresses.