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Kate Beckinsale claims her daughter's boyfriend has laid 2 eggs: 'It’s a little bit gross' (ew.com)

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Beckinsale explained that she initially thought her daughter’s boyfriend was just looking for attention until she noticed that, similarly to an egg, whatever had passed through his body had a “shell” and a “yolk” when opened.

“Hold on a second,” host Jimmy Kimmel said. “An egg came out of his body?”

According to Beckinsale, yes. “Not out of his mouth or ears, it came out the route that it would come out of a hen,” Beckinsale replied. “Well, not his vagina. He went to the bathroom and was very surprised to find that he had laid an egg.”

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Not to be hypercritical of people's appearances but the lip procedures always make people look crazy and talk weird.

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

The poorly executed ones do. You aren't going to notice when someone has them done well unless you knew what they looked before.