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Kate Beckinsale claims her daughter's boyfriend has laid 2 eggs: 'It’s a little bit gross' (ew.com)

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Beckinsale explained that she initially thought her daughter’s boyfriend was just looking for attention until she noticed that, similarly to an egg, whatever had passed through his body had a “shell” and a “yolk” when opened.

“Hold on a second,” host Jimmy Kimmel said. “An egg came out of his body?”

According to Beckinsale, yes. “Not out of his mouth or ears, it came out the route that it would come out of a hen,” Beckinsale replied. “Well, not his vagina. He went to the bathroom and was very surprised to find that he had laid an egg.”

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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

from seeing that a famous guy like Kimmel saw the picture.

Dude was already dating the daughter of a movie star. Pretty-meh comedian/talk show host seems a step down from that.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Kimmel is super famous right now, though. The president keeps mentioning him and trying to get him fired. Kimmel even mentioned that based on Trump's messages, he must be watching the show while it's on air.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

PEDOnald isn't exactly a trendsetter.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 14 hours ago

He's begun speaking to Trump directly during his monologues.