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Here is my story:
There were console outputs after nearly every line. I asked about them: "Oh, I couldn't get the debugger to work, so I print everything to the console"
This was everywhere. The whole program was like this. On a standard Linux machine. It wasn't even remote debugging or something. Just a local C++ program.
The filenames where written in 8+3. Again, on a modern Linux machine. His answer? "You never know where we'll port this software to"
Onto computers that were outdated decades ago? To embedded systems? Of course he had no answer for this except "just in case..."
I could tell you more, that software was the stuff for nightmares.
Never in my career have I seen this argument come to fruition as valid.
Was he trying to use a ide or like vim/clang/gdb for debugging before giving up?
He didn't use an IDE, but I don't remember what he tried. He also wasn't a fan of googling stuff. Use the man pages and nothing else.