I got cats. In the evening they meow and paw at me to tell me to go to bed because they want to use me as a heating pad to lay down on.
And in the morning they tap my face to tell me it's time to get up and feed them.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In other words, they trained you.

[–] mech@feddit.org 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I just hope I'm a good boy!

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They will feed you mice once they think you are good enough and ready.

[–] mech@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then I must be the goodest boy. They even bring them to me still alive, to teach me how to hunt.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 4 months ago

Congratulations. You're being catified. You may now lick your bunghole while keeping eye contact.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

out of curiosity.. how often do you wake up to cat butthole in your face?