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Aliens BTFO (media.piefed.social)

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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Explanation: For some bizarre reason, a common conspiracy theory is that aliens built the Pyramids.

Here, the TRUTH is revealed - aliens DID visit with the intention of revealing the secrets of building big-ass triangles, but the Ancient Egyptians not only beat them to it, they built a nice Sphynx in addition.

The aliens have been absent for several thousand years at this point developing the secret of building big-ass boxes in the hopes of having something to bestow on us on their next visit.

Can't wait to spoil that for them too!

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago

I'm so conditioned to trust everything you say about history that I now accept this as fact.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Racism. The answer is racism.

Same reason the species of aliens that are in command of the ‘Greys’ are called the ‘Tall Whites’.