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[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What does the second to last line translate to?

[–] rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

end up with cutie pi 4 foot, 11 inches (tall) redhead (partner)

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah thanks, the "pi" component was what I was missing.