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self-hanging, probably. seems more doable than stabbing yourself in the throat.
or eating/drinking poison, i'm sure they had access to some spicy stuff.
the trick was to make sure whoever finds your body is willing to hide the fact that you committed suicide (which was a crime and a sin in lots of places).