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[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, so you "plug computer into hdmi" and "do not connect TV to network of any variety"

[–] mech@feddit.org 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

"Before you can use your device, please finish the setup process"
"Step 1: Connect to the internet"
[ ] OK
[X] Cancel

TV turns off

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 59 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Then you return that shitbox and complain that it does not function properly.

[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Easiest 1-star review: TV does not function without internet.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

My 2-star review: Someone shit on this TV before returning it. I wanted to give the TV one star because it doesn't function without Internet. But I'm adding a star because that turd was fucking massive and it's pretty cool to shit on something like this before returning it.

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We shouldn't be forced to do these things, but connect it to a junk wifi signal setup using tethering or something and once setup is done, disable it.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Itll ping a server. No server, no setup. Itll say it has to download software updates.

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

There's always a niche instance but my example gives it a valid, but disposable, connection to complete setup, it can totally ping that server there at the beginning and give the all clear. And then you turn off that disposable Wi-Fi signal.

[–] webhead@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Tether to a bullshit Wi-Fi name (like with your phone), finish setup, turn it off and never enable that particular name again. Or research if your TV is like that before you buy it and just don't buy it. But shit happens so you deal with what comes at you as it comes at you.

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Set up a temporary network from a phone and kill it as soon as the TV is satisfied, or even better, return it and tell them exactly why.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Apparently, if not configured for local WiFi, many smart TVs will attempt to break into any other SSID they can find - with no input from the user requesting that it do so.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Good thing routers use encryption by default out of the box these days.

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Take it apart and roast the WiFi module.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Just shield your entire living space.

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

What the fuck.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

This is an urban legend.