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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (6 children)

What if you are naked on the neighbors porch?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if I’m naked on the neighbor?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Only if the neighbor is also naked. If the neighbor is clothed, it's urban

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago

Florida

If you're naked on your cousin's porch, Mississippi.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago

That's called Southern hospitality

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Born and raised in Florida, can confirm

[–] NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Naked in my neighbor's Suburban

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

You get shot. -> Texas