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[–] rimu@piefed.social 45 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Realistically tho....

Randomly choose a player to be born rich, they start with $5000 and all the railways. Everyone else starts with $20. Only the rich person gets $200 for passing go.

Then play.

It'll be pretty boring and you know how it will end.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, that's the intended lesson of regular monopoly as well.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

The intended lesson of the "Capitalist" version of the original "Landlord's Game" game.

But the game was repeatedly stolen, manipulated, and repurposed as a marketing gimmick over the subsequent 120 years since its invention. The current iteration of the game is intended to teach kids that the market rewards the savviest and most cut-throat deal makers. There is no "Socialist" co-operative version of the game, either. In the modern era, it is easier to imagine an end to the world than an end to capitalism.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

It’ll be pretty boring and you know how it will end.

Unless the other players learn to unionize.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Have the other players start with $100 in student debt, pay $10 back every time you pass start.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Not even close. Make them start with 60k in debt, they need to pay 6k back every turn, and there is 5% interest on the debt. The debt is paid first and cannot be removed with bankruptcy Also, after 10 turns, if they own no properties, but have made the minimum payment each time, there is a 3% chance that the debt is forgiven. At the end of 20 turns, if they have made all the minimum payments, and they own no properties, flip 9 coins. If all of them are heads, then the debt is forgiven.

[–] rimu@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Ooo I like that one.

Whenever I play monopoly I try go as far off piste as possible. Form a union, write IOUs, set up an alternative currency, offer structured finance deals, run a private stock market, derivatives on future rent payments. Or just outright gambling. No one ever takes me up on these offers, they all think I'm trying to pull a fast one on them. They're not wrong.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Ohhh I might try and form a workers cooperative next time I am forced to play monopoly

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Start offering payday loans so they can get their $200 early