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This is literally me (feddit.org)

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[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Was it a basic-bitch database on the most normal hardware and software frameworks with no weird compatibility requirements?

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

...database?

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To keep track of your basic bitches, yes. Keep up.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Weird that you had to port the language of your uhm...database repository? But whatever it takes to keep track of your basic bitches! 🫡

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There are lots of them. Like, billions, and I'm tracking a lot, so ut has to work across multiple drives and potentially devices, sometimes across time zones, with dynamic real time inputs that need to be sanitized, and regular reports to different people who need different formats.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I can't tell where the bit ends and the Dunning-Kruger begins