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Husband: Go ahead and dial you'll be tried as an accomplice.
Also, do you really want to fuck with a murderer?
My spouse wouldn't be scared in the slightest. No fucks given if they get out of doing dishes.
I mean yeah, dishes are the actual worst.
No, taking out the trash is worse for me
Dishes ain't bad, you get to warm up your hands
I guess that's only a perk for people who run cold like me