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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Also, do you really want to fuck with a murderer?

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My spouse wouldn't be scared in the slightest. No fucks given if they get out of doing dishes.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I mean yeah, dishes are the actual worst.

[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 6 days ago

Dishes ain't bad, you get to warm up your hands

I guess that's only a perk for people who run cold like me

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

No, taking out the trash is worse for me