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[โ€“] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I slack off all the time at work. I just got my annual performance evaluation and found out. I am one of the top performers in my department. All that tells me is that I need to spend another hour or so a day playing games.

For years and years I've gotten high performance reviews after feeling that I've done at best a mediocre job all year.

I almost feel like I need them to finally give me a bad review. Tell me that they notice how much I'm slacking off and tell me what they want me to do instead!