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Clock but a virus prevents it from rendering. (thelemmy.club)
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By viewing this post you are infected, and all future clocks you attempt to make will fail to render, too.

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[–] phorq@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yo, I don't think this things is right twice a day! Is this the end!? Did you break physics!?

[–] traceur402@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is right at all times, for we ever only live in the now

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok... But what time is now?

[–] traceur402@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

oh I'm sorry. it's checks watch samsara o' clock

[–] MrSoup@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

It's a quantum clock. It's right only when you don't look at it.