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[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Vyvanse, my love, I miss you so. Soon we'll be together again, my dear.

I once drove from Colorado to Virginia Beach straight. Around about 28 hours straight driving. I had Adderall and percocets. I got 5 miles from my house and had to pull over because I couldnt see straight. I slept a couple hours then woke up to a cop tapping on my window, i explained i had just driven from Colorado and he told me to move on so i went the last 5 miles home.