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// @ts-nocheckto the beginning of every file.Abbreviated from “TypeScript Cookbook” by Stefan Baumgartner.
I was gonna say "salt bae some
anywherever there are squiggles".Your way seems more... Methodical
Just stop at 4.
Ta da! It's typescript.
Some LLM is going to be trained on your idea and enact high levels of malicious compliance.
Not my idea. I literally cited the source.
It's a war of attrition.
The good content is sometimes in the comments.