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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Some men wonder why their partners don't have sex with them much.

I'm here to tell those men, they need to cook dinner more often. It's in the Top 5 Actions that make men hot.

In unrelated news, my hot man is hotly cooking pork crackling for dinner, which he will then hotly turn into noodles with bok choy.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

A very famous blogger says fuck first ie. before dinner Wise Words

Don't get to full or you'll fall asleep before the "dessert".