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submitted 4 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What's really annoying is when you spend two days trying to track down a bug, only to find out it's not really a bug.

Instead It's

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago

Gah! Don't scare me like that.

[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I would love to have requirements. (No, vague teams messages still don't count!)

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, I can assure you that you have requirements.

You just don't know what they are.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

And we're not going to tell you.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

[–] python@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It's all right there in the Figma prototype that hasn't been updated in 7 months!