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Learner driver fails theory test for 128th time despite spending nearly £3k on fees (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 4 days ago by Zedstrian@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The highest number of attempts at the practical test before passing last year was 21

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[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

With questions along the lines of: "You approach a zebra crossing with 2 pedestrians on it, do you:"

A) Honk your horn

B) Wait for them to cross

C) Run them over

D) Get out and rugby tackle them to the ground

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

E) Wait for the zebras to cross

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

D, but only if they're tory voters

[–] ChaosInstructor@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

this is not an all options might be valid?