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[–] DaMummy@lemmy.world 180 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Don't joke about that stuff. There's literally people who live in America right now. Send thoughts and prayers.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 64 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The worst part is that if they die in america, they die in real life!

[–] AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

Don’t be daft. When an American dies their body is rearranged in the physical matrix and their consciousness is respawned elsewhere in the digital matrix. How else do you think that country keeps spawning so many new slaves to their machine?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's ridiculous. I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence and a superiority complex.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You'd think so but no, they say it's because the place is cursed, something about it being built on an indian burial ground or something

*Including burying those first Americans first.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence

Ugh, I think my fever dream is bugged.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah. Thoughts and prayers will surely help a lot. Food is going to magically appear on their tables.

You vote idiot politicians and you get idiotic political choices. Now, that's a surprise.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

well if only we could turn water into wine (and a snek into a loaf of bread or some shit?)

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd prefer a wheat beer, tbh, but a good red wine is ok.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 5 days ago

turn bushels into barrels then, fine by me.