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I get the feeling the 4 million grain Revolving Peasant Gun with the velocity of 1% the speed of light will have the desired effect on any target.
https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/
I actually had that in mind, hence why I kept it limited to 1% 😂
What makes you say that?
Well I'm being tongue in cheek, but I don't see how a peasant travelling at a significant fraction of the speed of light will not obliterate anything he hits (along with himself)
The peasant rail gun doesn't fire peasents, it fires a single "small object" using peasant propulsion. In D&D5e, a small object is anything that fits into a ~60cm cube.
Other comments were discussing bullet shape, but I think if you fire something the mass and size (!) of, idk, a pumpkin or even a nightstand, shape isn't that important.
I know, I was playing on the joke. Not obvious enough apparently.