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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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i have questions about this butthole shaving (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole

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[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You use less toilet paper after shitting if poop isnt caught in your ass hair. It happens to the hairer people though diet can mitigate it.

Anal is a lot less fun if hair in a sensitive area is getting tugged on or pulled out. Friction is not your friend when a penis (or other object) is going into an orifice.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got this, just let me grab the duct tape. Now, deep breath...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you're using that tape for duct work, you're gonna have a bad time. 🤌🏼

[–] miked@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Thank you. I didn't know the second part but it makes sense.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Thankyou for doing the research.