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It Is Cruel to Deny Food Assistance to Those Who Truly Deserve It: Corporations (McSweeney’s)
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Good opportunity to remind you that many employers offer donation matching for nonprofits. So right now donating money to food banks not only helps those in need, but also forces our corporate overlords to!
You're just giving them free tax credits
Oh well in that case I’d better not let them give any money to the poor at all.
I mean, you probably shouldn't. Donate the money yourself or trough charities or in countless other ways.
They literally farm these tax credits from customers to pad their bottom line. You can bet that they are also playing tax and accounting games with the "donations" they make and who they make them to, likely further enriching a lot of their pals before the poor see a dime of it.