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Well. I tried the apps and it seemed to me it was mostly people who I was not interested in at all…muscles and trucks and macho gym sports etc.
So my backup strategy is to keep having IT issues so I can see the adorable middle aged IT guy. Maybe one day!
Have you even tried lying back and bellowing?
Not specifically to summon him. But I do have a crash pad and I have done that in a “fuck this shit” moment. :p
Look, we IT guys don't know if you don't say anything.
I’m trying. I’m working my way up to it. The problem is I’m just as fucking nerdy-awkward and shy. I have another chance tomorrow. And some mochi and space stickers to share. Gift giving should register, maybe?
Sounds like a good match. Good luck!
As an IT guy, may I reccomend simple, clear sentences? Maybe in writing, to make sure.
Or file a ticket.
That usually gets our attention in 1-2 business days.
(no but seriously, that would be hella cute)