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[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lemme tell you about the donkey jizz sluts in the bible

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

Iirc this is some parable/prophecy about Israel not following god's law or something. So slut shaming a whole nation.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not donkey jizz, just liking hung dudes. Which I think is understandable.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I took it to mean they ripped ass often

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure there's a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That last verse makes no sense - were bosom and breasts different back then?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Bible uses repetition a lot. Sometimes almost like Mojo Jojo.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's the one.