PLEASE CHECK THIS OUT. Our own Aeronmelon is going through some shit at the moment and could use some help. Check it out here and consider an upvote or a comment to push it into activity.
I will remove the body of the post once it is no longer needed.
You know... it looks like there's part of "Dashwoods" up near the tear, which is something that I've seen this random text generator spit out multiple times before.