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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon studies Organic Chemistry (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 177 points 4 days ago (4 children)

This is so fake that we managed to reach the {fake + gay} threshold without having to tap into the gay potential

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 58 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

>anon waits until all the other students leave

>asks the professor what he can "do" to pass

this is a classic porn script, gay/10

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"gay potential" sounds like the cutest physics term.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gay potential is measured in homos

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

Please tell me it uses SI prefixes.

"They measure 1.63 x 10² megahomos!"

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Um, the text is green, so it is clearly the unvarnished truth

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Clearly unvarnished. Left exposed to the elements to corrode

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

We did it, Lemmy!