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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States (theonion.com)
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[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 1 points 5 months ago

Well, to be honest, they would be foolish to do anything else. As Sun Tzu wrote, "Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake."