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[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What I always think when people ask me that: "Do you actually want to know the truth, do you actually care? Or are you just wasting air asking meaningless questions?"

But usually respond with a "I'm fine, thanks. What about you?" as protocol requires 🤠😀🙃🫠