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Anon checks up on a childhood friend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bro thinks Facebook is real life. Lmao

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup, people only post the flattering moments.

That said, if OP wants kids, they don't seem to be on a path to get there.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He is likely stuck in a depressed cycle that makes it hard to do any of those things

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Dudes so focused on not leaving the character select screen, he didn't realise he had passed it, he just never bothered levelling up.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Probably. They are on 4chan afterall, and you don't usually get that far down the rabbithole without being perennially online.