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[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ofc it is, that's why I don't like squirting stuff up my asshole.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bidets don't shoot water up your ass, you dolt. Its not an enema, it just just sprays off the exterior.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Idk why you need to convince yourself that spraying and shooting are different but ok...

Yall so sensitive about getting water squirted up you assholes.

Idk own it at least.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because that's not how you use a bidet.

It's like complaining that beds are uncomfortable when you sleep UNDER them.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Google the definition and post it. I'll wait.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would I do that? We have 2 bidets, and I know that they work perfectly as intended, and that you obviously have no idea what you are talking about. Some definition isn't going to change that, and make me wrong, and you right.

You are totally ignorant of the subject, and simply wrong. Also, being uncomfortable with your own anatomy is weird. Grow up.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a whole lot of "I refuse to admit I. Wrong" gj you proved your not smart

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 0 points 1 week ago

Are you still talking? Go away.