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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can get a new 125cc motorbike for that.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Which has all the ongoing expenses and limitations of a road vehicle. The point of ditching a car is to get rid of the debt trap, infrastructure, and experience of using it. My coworker's moped might be more powerful than my bike, but I can ride anywhere more or less silently while she's stuck in traffic breathing exhaust fumes as the smallest thing on the road.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

ongoing expenses

Anyone and their dog can keep a Honda running. You spend 3USD replacing the oil every 1500 km or so, 2 on brake shoes, <50USD tires if you want the good one. It gets 170 mpg. 10 years operating expenses still doesn't touch $1500.

silently

Electrics exist, center-engine, chain drive ones can be quite nice, if a bit boring.

stuck in traffic

Filter to the front at lights, split if traffic permits.