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[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Exactly. Lots of people think this probably wasn’t legit ICE anyway, not that any is legit.

As much as I may want to assault them, I’m not going to pretend I’m actually brave enough. But I would 100% risk pulling that mask off while he’s riding the victim like a horse.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

TBF, let them pull their own mask down for you. Creatively and rapidly apply a volume of water atop their heads and all of a sudden: that mask is an instant waterboarding cosplay.

Ain't nobody breathing through freshly wetted fabric. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Shit, make it any liquid (coffee, juice, wiper fluid, piss, etc) and they're gonna be sticky/oily/stinky/gross on top of wet, too.

You're welcome. 😘

[–] tlmcleod@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The chances one would have to do that would likely be while they're attempting to ride an innocent like a horsey. Best to avoid dousing unintended recipients with anything gross in that case, although I'm sure they'd be somewhat relieved to be free, albeit covered in piss.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Personally, I'd take piss over pork especially if it caused the latter to squeal and whine and let me go. 🫡

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

"Legit ICE" seems like an oxymoron at this point, but I get what you're saying.