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It's unclear how the ducks got onto the freeway, which is guarded by a concrete barrier.

It is the second day in a row ducks have caused peak hour chaos in the same spot on the freeway.

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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

left-hand lane

That's super dangerous for her too. Who knows if she even had hazards on.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Left lane is the slow lane in austruckenfalia

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Ah, missed the Perth part. So they were all driving the wrong way then.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 0 points 3 days ago

Wrong. Everywhere on the Internet is America and you can quote Amendments.