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[–] llama@lemmy.zip 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Or you know, buy the chips fair and square, buy the stock fair and square, provide a service that's worth something, and make profit from both transactions.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

You just dont understand business!

/s

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 10 points 6 months ago

It is way more work to provide value than it is to bribe the regulators to agree that you provided value.