badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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A man is driving down a lonely road.
He ends up behind a hearse. Like most hearses it has a coffin in the back. But there is something odd about this coffin, the coffin seems to be moving, shaking, bouncing almost.
The driver continues following the hearse for a few miles, the coffin in the back starts bouncing more and more.
At a particularly sharp turn, the coffin flies out of the back of the hearse. The coffin keeps bouncing, bouncing towards the driver.
The driver throws it in reverse, but the coffin is matching his speed. He whips his car around and floors it, but the coffin is hot on his trail, bouncing down the road.
Eventually, at a small town intersection the driver loses control. He crashes into a light post. He stumbles out of his wrecked car, only to see the coffin still bouncing down the road towards him.
He rushes towards the nearest building, a pharmacy. He runs inside looking for a place to hide. The coffin crashes through the window and chases him down an aisle.
The man stumbles to the ground, the coffin is almost upon him. In a panic he reaches out for something, anything, to try and defend himself from this coffin barrelling down upon him.
AND NOW FOR THE PUNCHLINE
He grabs a bottle of cough syrup.And that stopped the coffin.
That made me smile. Thanks
The last two people who I told this joke to said "I hate you" after.
So thank you.