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Heartbroken man realizes he only loved idea of fried egg on burger (theonion.com)

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After a disappointing lunch that shattered his romanticized view of the topping, heartbroken local man Vince Salazar stated Monday that he now understood he had only ever loved the idea of a fried egg on a hamburger. “I thought the sunny-side up burger upgrade was what I really wanted, but I’ve come to see that I fell for a glamorized flavor profile that was never going to make me happy,” said Salazar, who explained that he had fetishized what it would be like to have an ooey-gooey yolk poured over his beef patty and allowed to soak into his bun, never truly appreciating what made a burger great in the first place. [...]

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I've only had egg on a burger once and it was good, but not so good I feel the need to have egg on every burger.

What needs to be on every burger is a burbon glaze and blue cheese crumbles. 🤤