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stop over engineering (programming.dev)

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[–] lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Worst thing with databases. Used to quote to my interns, "No spooky action at a distance" logic has to be in front of you and in git. Anything else is a recipe for bugs and undetectable errors.