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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How so? They can both do 80%. This will increase the total number of crimes to 160% but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to pay to protect equality, the second amendment and the free world.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not how maths works.

[Excuse me while I "mansplain"] But if women want to increase their violent crimes to match men's, they need to increase by an additional 300%. This would result in a total increase of violent crimes of 60% more violent crime.

C'mon girls! Try harder!

Do your part to achieve equality!

Then maybe men can cease being expected to open doors, put toilet seats down, put women and children first, die in wars, buy dinner and flowers, carry all the heavy things, fend off attackers, fix everything, [(quietly)] die younger, thrive without emotional support, be sole provider as a trad-hubby gentleman sigma-male feminist-ally bad-boy softie stoic emoting funny but only in a specific way and tall but not too tall and looking good with a six-pack without spending time working on it and whatever else in the cluster of impossible contradictions, alone.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Nah, bitches love my gut

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So who’s committing the final 80% of crime then? Nonbinary people?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

80% (women) + 80% (men) + 80% (non binary) + 80% (pets) = 160% (total)

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 19 hours ago

math checks out.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What about children. Why won't anyone ever think of the children!!!???!

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Children aren't allowed to do crime. It's illegal for them

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

that's why we call them innocent.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 21 hours ago

Don't blame me, I don't make the rules