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God going through the list of worthy Christians: .... ate pork ... has tattoos ... cut long hair ... not circumcised ... ate shell fish ... wears two types of fabric clothing ... took my name in vain ... had sex before marriage ... gay ... gay ... gay ... woman who tried to be smart ... ate pork ... tattoos ... charged interest on a loan ... charged interest ... charged interest ... charged interest ... actually I can just organize this by type on this spread sheet (holy shit, there's a lot of them that charged interest) .. oh these guys shaved their beard .... worked on a sunday (or was that a saturday? or a friday? ... ah, whatever, I'll just cross them out anyway) ... divorced, divorced, divorced ... I'll just re-sort the spreadsheet again for that one ... oh yeah, I can wipe out a few billion for that one ... talked back to his parents ... JESUS CHRIST! ... no one is making this list!!!
Isn’t the whole thing with Christianity that no one is good enough
God is actually an introvert and doesn't want anyone to bother them in heaven.