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Btw, Puerto Ricans are US citizens. But don't let that stop them.
this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2025
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I am, of course, disgusted with this choice of Super Bowl halftime performer.
The obvious choice was to have Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce get married during the Super Bowl halftime, during which Taylor will not take the Kelce name, killing everyone watching over the age of 65.
Travis takes the name Swift. Conservative men melt down so badly that one of them goes out and blows Erika Kirk's head off.
Then we'd get "he followed Taylor Swift news, so he must have been a trans leftist!!"
Taylor, make this happen
This would be divineeee.
I am, of course, disgusted with your proposed choice of Super Bowl halftime performer.
The even more obvious choice was to have Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce enter a civil union during the Super Bowl halftime, during which Taylor will not take the Kelce name while also announcing she is 4 months pregnant and the unborn child should be referred to as "they/them", killing nearly 40% of all viewers.
Evil doctors could use evil medbeds to change the baby's gender in utero
Can we figure out what to make Bad Bunny do to inflict total boomercide?
Speedo.
With a Palestinian flag.
I would have been delighted if this happened. Like, cackling with joy!