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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
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Thanks, mate! I, too, love objectifying women like you do. -_-
Whatever party you're invited to, is not one I would be going to anyway, so...
You're such an amazingly good person, far above us mere fleshers. Not for you looking at women's bodies. You just keep their brains in jars and think about their personalities.
Hey, thanks for noticing. You know, it's hard for people like us. We're just above everyone else. It's nice having someone finally notice.
A luminous being are you, not this mere flesh.
I am glad you see me for who I really am. I am, as you say, a luminous being. A gift to humanity. A true treasure. More humble than a humble sandwich.
Is there more than one of you? I feel a planet of 8 billion crass fleshapoids with their mouths and bellies and secondary sexual characteristics imprinted in their brains is a very sad place to live in.
We need more discorporate energy beings like you, then we can commence burning down museums with all those statues of nudes, such objectification shall be illegal in the reign of Spirit the First.
I think the best I can do is become a Skoptsy. Will I ever be good enough for you, Oh Powerful Mind? My feeble flesh frame trembles in shame at your mere presence!
Anyhow I think I'll go download some fat tit porn and rub one out before going for a walk.