The Onion and other satire w/ layers

"He's basically celebrating political violence" said tabloid writers

Local man Tom Carr has lost his job after he disgustingly said his name when asked by a barista while ordering coffee, instead of doing what he should have done which is refuse to give his name because he is too busy mourning Charlie Kirk.

“He wasn’t even crying when he ordered the coffee,” claimed one self-described ‘freedom of speech activist’ while doxing Carr and his family, “why does he not care about people’s families?”