I signed up online for the appointment, but when I got there the head pharmacist on duty said I was too healthy to be immunized. 
I was so mad I walked out and didn't even get my flu shot. I'll go somewhere else for that I guess.
Go to hell, RFK Jr.
~~It's funny because the online questionnaire said I would be ineligible for the COVID vaccine if I had any health conditions. Then when I show up for the appointment they tell me the exact opposite.~~ Never mind, I misread the questionnaire; it says patients who do not have any of the listed conditions are ineligible.
I misread it because my understanding is that, typically, chronic conditions disqualify you for a vaccine, because healthy people are least likely to have a negative reaction to a vaccine and most likely to have a positive immune response. AFAIK the only reason for a healthy person not to be vaccinated is if they're not at risk for contracting the disease (e.g. smallpox).
If I had read it correctly, I would have been prepared to do the dance and lie.
I don't know this for a fact but I'm pretty sure the pharmacist at a physical walgreens has a boss and might be susceptible to the store manager wanting to make it go away if you come at them all mad as fucking hell/ vaguely threatening lawsuits for their refusal to serve you. Im pretty sure it's not the pharmacist's job to say "lol you're too healthy for this" anyway. What if you get a fucking doctor's note? A pharmacist doesn't know shit about you or your health