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[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

As a bald man, I may consider staying with you as I suppose no hair will be licked.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

other hair may also be licked---my dog is really into beards and eyebrows. He also tries to get into ear canals. For him, though, you just need to wash off the tasty, tasty face oils. Then he gives a single lick and walks off in disappointment.

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My dog likes licking armpits. It’s usually only my own, but when he’s mauling you if you put your arms up and he sees pit he’s going for it.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

My partner's the tasty one in the relationship. I don't wear lotion or anything, he just isn't into my flavor :(

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dog: PITS! PITS! PITS! [NSFW album cover... on YouTube? 😮]

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago

Their tongues are pretty rough, you don't want them licking your scalp either.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Presumably, you still have hair elsewhere on your body.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 1 month ago

You pre-zoomed correctly.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 1 month ago

Below the belt, yes.