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And when Mercury is in retrograde, you can make an excuse for anything being kind of shitty or off.
There better not be mercury in my Gatorade!
No, no, no; We're just giving Mercury a retro-grade.
I'm thinking maybe a C to C+ at best. I mean it's kinda 'retro', but that's definitely not the first description that comes to mind.
Just scoop it off the top, jeez.
Y'see, that's not quite how it works.