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Whenever I delivered a pizza to an empty house or to someone who didn't order a pizza it was great, cause I got to have it. Was one of the few perks of that job.
That is not what the OP is about though.
Could you explain to me what OP intended to say, please?
OP is shouting, "pizza is ready!" in their own place of living, despite nobody else being there, to give the illusion of having friends/ company to the pizza person and not appear to be ordering pizza entirely for themselves.
How often did that happen?
As many times as they fake called their pizza joint.
When I did it, weekend closing time always had drunk college kids falling asleep after they ordered. Someone went home with food every night on Friday and Saturday